FUCK THE ALGORITHM.
Grow your email list & make the sale by provoking, transforming, and sparking catharsis.
WORK WITH WITH THIS CHEEKY FELLA.
THE HEADLINER
& FIND YOUR SPOTLIGHT.
COME OUT, DARLING,
Create the perfect freebie. Write proper emails. Be professional.
That's your inner critic, going full-on cray cray.
Tone it down. Be palatable. Careful not to offend anyone.
LISTEN, THIS ISN’T
THE BAROQUE AGE, BABE.
Your irreverent side isn't wired for "palatable."
Holding back won't get you your star turn.
Right now, your freebies are just a hollow stage trick, erasing your voice.
It should provoke. Titillate. Educate. Arouse.
Like a burlesque show.
Let's pull back the velvet curtain and let them in.
Your quirks are part of the story.
Your over-the-topness is the fire that will never die out.
Let's captivate your audience and make list building absolutely irresistible.
Step up to the microphone,
and show your people the cheeky coach they've been waiting for.
PROVOKE. TITILLATE. SPARK CATHARSIS.
PROVOKE. TITILLATE. SPARK CATHARSIS.
YOUR EMCEE - UP AT THE MIC IS:
An email chanteuse, multi—faceted creative with a penchant for drama.
GREG
IT’S TRUE. I’VE ALWAYS BEEN A DRAMA QUEEN.
But now, I’m creating a world where coaches stop hiding behind boring, lifeless emails. A world where real, accessible truth-telling packs the room and changes lives.
If you want to turn your list into a crowded, after-hours experience so addictive that your die-hard fans can’t stop opting in, reading your words, and buying your services, you’re in the right place.
The Provocateur
20+ years business
I've owned several coaching businesses since 2008, starting with The Gay Guy's Love Coach. I'm a button-pusher by nature, an artist first, a strategist second. Two decades of business experience means I know exactly which rules are worth breaking and which ones were only ever there to keep you small.
The Queer Wit
2+ Languages
English and Pig Latin. Because business shouldn’t be so damn serious, darling. Whether we are translating complex email marketing automation into plain English, or using Pig Latin to make fun of the mainstream coaching gurus who want you to blend in.
Main Character Energy
35+ theater performance
Your audience leaves theater mid-show by generic emails. I’ve spent a 3 decades under spotlights learning exactly how to command a stage and make people feel a profound sense of intimacy. I teach you how to turn that exact torch-singer magic into emails your audience can’t wait to read.
FROM THE VELEVET ROPE
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THE BACK ROOM
NO COVER CHARGE HERE, BABE.
